People's Exhibit 1: Proof of Lawlessness and General Jack-assery

Yes indeedy folks! Step right up! Get a good look now, 'cause it might not be around much longer! The one, the only, Kaaaaaay9! Yessir, this nerdy car owner named her Scion hatchback for the ever clever tin dog of Doctor Who renown. What a shame, folks. What. A. Shame. Almost a two full years together and can you believe it? Stolen right around the corner from the very carnival/concert that she was attending!

So, yes. My car was stolen the other night while I was at a concert venue. I reported it right away along with the loss of my car keys. Less than 12 hours later I received a call saying that my car had been found. I got to party in my mind for nigh three seconds before they finished the statement: "...has been in a collision with another vehicle. Would you like us to tow it to our impound or have your insurance company tow it there?" And then my heart sank right back through the floor.

So here's what we know: There were four males in the car at the time of the accident and they all fled after impact. The owner of the car that they hit is okay, her sister was injured. The insurance company has taken our car to an appraiser to assess the outer damage and see whether it is reparable or needs to be replaced. All of the fabric and sewing patterns, art supplies that was in the back, as well as what contents of my purse that was not on my physical person at the time of the theft, are all gone. The car was completely cleaned out. They didn't even leave the purse. All that was left was two patterns (under the passenger seat), my prescription glasses (which it looks like somebody stomped on), and the leather pouch that I use as a wallet (completely empty, of course).

Now I have a bunch of paperwork to fill out, several phone calls to make and finals to complete. Best semester ever.*

*implies exorbitant amounts of sarcasm